Crazy People

Every now and then you get asked a question that leaves us speechless.

For example:-

“Do you sell a sim card for my mobile phone?”
No, sorry it’s a model shop
“Its just I saw the phone number on the sign and thought you sold phone stuff”

Customer lifted a piccoZ turned to my assistant and said
“Is this petrol mate?”

Customer looking at a nitro boat asked
“Does this go in the water?”

Woman came in with a watch and asked,
“I know you do not sell these but can you put the battery in it please?” No Problem we said
She explained it was a retirement gift for a colleague.
We asked if she wanted the time set. And jokingly asked if she wanted it set for 11.45 today or tomorrow?
She thought for a moment and said
“I had better not get it set till next week when we give it to him”

Woman came in asking for trays.
We tried everything we could think of that a tray would refer to, with no luck
She then informed us that it was a tray for cooking her turkey.

Lady came in with a bunch of kids.
“Hi son where is the fridges and crisps at”
Sorry it’s a model shop we sell plane and helicopters like those above your head
“Aye but where is the juice and crisps”

Can you fix my car I haven’t used it for about 6 months and I think the engine is seized?
On inspection it was full of water and rusted solid. We asked why all the water.
“Well it was bogin and my mum put it in the bath and used the shower to clean it”

Customer phones at 1.30pm
“Hi what are your opening times?”
9am to 5.30 pm
“Are you open today?”

Just had to add this one!
Was extremely busy at the weekend 13/12, we noticed a woman waiting patiently in the queue.
We asked if we could help?
She said I have looked everywhere in the shop but I cannot find a fairy or a star for the top of my Christmas tree.
You had to pick me up off the floor!